boyfriend dinner

When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort

Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...

Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!

Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...

by Bratarle June 8, 2015

boyfriend fact

You’re going to get attacked with kisses by your girlfriend

It’s a boyfriend fact.

by bedazzle333 July 7, 2018

Boyfriend

Something you can’t have because you are not capable of. Stupid ass kabita.

Hi. Will you be my boyfriend?

by My handsome boyfriend July 26, 2021

Gay boyfriend day

happy gay boyfriend day is August 13th, when you have a boyfriend who is gay with their mates and you third wheel him and his gay friend

my boyfriend is gay with his friend therefore on august 13th he is having gay boyfriend day

by myboyfriendisgayandilovehim July 31, 2022

National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

by gwagwazk October 31, 2022

nepotism boyfriend

YT boy of the month, when their girlfriend’s hype pushes their dead-eyed stare directly into the spotlight. Also: a strategy for laundering a boyfriend’s allowance through songwriting credits.

Like a child “making cookies” with mother, it is possible that Nepotism Boyfriend threw in a handful of chocolate chips, so to speak, and, when mother told the family “Joey made these!,” he beamed with genuine pride.

by JZP26 May 17, 2022

my uncultured boyfriend

my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.

person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(

by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021