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fantastic beasts and where to find them

A movie where "Newt" (Eddie Redmayne) wrecks New York by losing his shit (the fantastic beasts). And there were never even any wizards in America anyways! What the hell David Yates.
Did you see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them? It was... interesting.
by Voiceless Knight December 29, 2016
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Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!

M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"

That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".

In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"

Grrrrrrr
by Deviant lil Cupcake November 16, 2009
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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012
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beast

a replacement word for awsome or amazing. can be used to disribe something or someone doing something cool .
hay, I saw you yesterday nail that triple C, that was beast.
by mellophones October 6, 2009
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the berkeley beast

he goes by many names, gus, penjamin, chief rizz, and most importantly the berkeley beast.

as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.

no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
friend: was that your girl i saw near the bathroom?

guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.

friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??

guy: the berkeley who...

friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
by Deputy Rizzmas Director November 21, 2023
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Blood Starved Beast

One of the many bosses in the 2015 game Bloodborne. All encounters with this boss are optional for a casual playthrough however, the encounter in the area Old Yharnam is recommended for any playthroughs of the game as it not only gives an achievement but also opens up the the best farming strategy in the game and drops an item needed for another two achievements. If going for all achievements in the base game and DLC you will encounter this enemy three times, twice as a boss, and once as an enemy. The two boss encounters are found in Old Yharnam (base game), and layer two of the Ailing Loran Chalice (Chalice Dungeons). The enemy encounter is in the Old Hunters DLC. It is in a cave at the end of the blood river area. Be warned, the Gatling Gun Hunter (widely thought to be one of Old Hunter Djura's cohorts) guards the entrance to the cave it is in and can be quite the tough fight. Never the less, after beating the Gatling Gun Hunter you may enter the cave where there will be a few beast men and some cloaked beast men. At the end of the cave is an enemy version of the Blood Starved Beast guarding the weapon The Amygdalan Arm. It is recommended you dodge into its attacks and stay behind it as none of its attacks hit behind itself. It can be distracted by blood cocktails and is weak to fire damage. It is believed by the community of Bloodborne enthusiasts that in humanity this creature practiced bloodletting as its back skin is flayed in a way similar to the Bloodletting Beast.
New Bloodborne Player: Hay I heard that the Blood Starved Beast was optional, I was considering skipping it. Should I?

Experienced Bloodborne Player: Do what you want, but I would recommend taking it down as it lets you go to the Chalice Dungeons. You also need to kill it to get three of the achievements in the game.
by Bloodbornebiggestfan February 12, 2025
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The Beast

The beast has good armor
by Wsjhaheheheheheheh December 29, 2015
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