Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017

Beach Slop

When a Guy gets a blowjob on the beach

Ayo look at that guy over there, looks like hes gettin some beach slop.

by Oopsjaydiditagain June 9, 2021

buff beach broccoli

Palm Trees:)

Palm Trees are really nothing more than Buff Beach Broccoli

by rickyboi41 February 28, 2022

Taylor Beach

Someone who eats sex organs multiple times a day

Jenny: I was at johnnys this weekend

You: your such a Taylor beach

by Taylo4dfbdfbmnsnv June 10, 2022

Beach Brain

When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.

"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"

by dj bradford October 1, 2015

Nick James Darrow; Manhattan Beach, CA

Nick James Darrow; Manhattan Beach, CA: hammered 24/7 don't know why is he okay

Nick James Darrow; Manhattan Beach, CA

Connor Payne: Dude, is Nick Darrow okay?
Grace Heimann: Dude, I don't know.
Nick Darrow: *is obliterated*

by g$sniperyerdme August 30, 2020

Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018