southern bass

Having excessive subwoofers and amplifiers in your car. Determining how loud the car is by how much it rattles

I want my car to have "southern bass"! I need to hear it rattle from a block away!

by 12vhoudini May 26, 2018

Calico Bass

An fish that is always too short to take home.

If you’re lucky enough to get a Calico Bass 14 inches it’ll be a pretty tasty meal.

by blabpth July 29, 2018

Sea bass

An illegal item sold at fish markets and served at restaurants.

Me: Did you hear what happened to the restaurant owner?
Friend: you he got arrested I don’t know what for.
Me: It was probably the sea bass

by Scidaddle skidoodle January 17, 2019

David Bassil'ed

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.

Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!

by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019

Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.

"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"

by dudehellllo April 11, 2019

drachmad basselisk

A Russian military officer and a colonel were killed when their helicopter crashed in eastern Ukraine, with military aircraft monitoring the incident reporting an air strike on the crash site. The Ukrainian military says it is investigating two separate incidents in which its helicopters were shot down. The first incident, which killed the two officers and their helicopter was hit a "military building of the self-proclaimed Luhansk People's Republic". In the second incident, the Ukrainian military said it had shot down a helicopter with anti-aircraft weapons that came in close proximity to a Ukrainian military facility.

UKRAINE: A Ukrainian volunteer has been arrested over the burning of another body in rebel-held parts of Ukraine. The body, the second of nine in just 10 days to be burned, was found Tuesday in a forest in central Donetsk oblast. A member of the Ukrainian volunteer rescue group that investigated the alleged incident found that the body has been burnt within the past four days

Drachmad Basselisk is the BOMB

by Drachmad Basselisk October 9, 2019

Sydney bass

Sydney is the youngest in her friend group. She is always in love with boys named sam. She is a very big flirt and will flirt with any boy in sight. Ladies, don’t take your mans around this one.

“Sydney bass is flirting with my boyfriend again”

by ohshit1234 November 8, 2019