Barber Stories

Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.

Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”

by Race relations October 31, 2025

Barbecue Chicken

The aftermath of knocking down 2 three’s in basketball.

We come out, we bang 2 three’s, they gotta come out of the zone. It’s just barbecue chicken from there

by jzou__ December 28, 2025

old barbeque

when one is fucking a girl outdoors while roasting his grandmother for warmth

"yo bitch lets have an old barbeque"

by benedicit October 18, 2008

neon barbie

a girl that is very bright,colorful and loud.most importantly,she's a gay magnet.gay men flock to her and she does not go anywhere with her entourage of gay men.

two gay men are talking
guy 1:damn, i hella love julia.
guy 2:yeah, me to.it's because she's a neon barbie.

by love them so:) July 9, 2010

Squishy Barbie

A girl with a face that looks like a squished barbie head.

"Paige looks like a total squishy barbie!"

by Jrawk10 May 20, 2010

cornell-barbie

to raise your voice often and to yell at people to much.

cornell-barbie: YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK

1: no mam. im sorry... my mom gave birth last night so i was in the emergency room with here all night.

cornell-barbie: THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!!

by alydawlew May 22, 2010

Backyard Barbeque

The act of soaking ones tongue in the anus of another.

I'm only going to tell you this once. E. L. Fudge cookies are delicious after and a backyard barbeque.

by deeves3 July 27, 2011