urbn dictionary

Urban dictionary is a website where every person write his/her own name’s definition and in this website all the girls are so cute and bois are just handsome af and funny and they have the biggest pp!

Her: hey I Think we should go on a date ur so cute

Him:yea sure but u’ve never seen me

Her: yea but u are a “mike” u are handsome , tall and u play 4 sports right? Seen it on urbn dictionary
Him:(starts eating his 10th slice of pizza for dinner) yea yea I love sports we definitely should go on a date!!

by Mike the loser @gmail.com November 21, 2021

urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.

My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019

urban dictionary

a cool site where people add cringey word definitions

*opens urban dictionary*
today is national slap ur friend day

by acoolturtlebatxh November 2, 2019

Urban dictionary

A site where anyone with no knowledge can post their information and explanations of certain words, a lot use their own emotions in it, which I pretty much really like, but some of these air heads give false informations, which are stupidly accepted by this site, whilst some good definitions are refused....*sigh*

Person A: damn! Urban dictionary freaking refused my word again! I LITERALLY WENT TO HARVARD TO GET THE DEFINITION!

Person B: well....it's urban dictionary....*pats shoulder*

by Theteaservice December 5, 2020

Urban dictionary

You are on it now

I am in urban dictionary

by EGGSareProTien December 5, 2020

Urban Dictionary

a site where literally none of the users have had sex or felt the touch of a woman who loves them

Urban dictionary was supposed to have actual information and not "sexual" things you make up on the fly. Seriously, get help.

by _Koji_ December 14, 2020

Urban dictionary

A place where users can find and give answers, but now it's just people giving misinformation

Me: pornhub
Urban dictionary: minecraft mod

by Youcan100percenttrustmyanswer December 25, 2020