Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.

Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.

by Numerati December 9, 2024

zombie nap

When someone is so intoxicated that they literally cant do anything

You seem pretty wasted , feel free to take a zombie nap and vabe.

by Jiggy_new_shoes July 21, 2017

Zombie Hunter

a person that hunts zombies for a living or just for survival, mostly seen with an axe or shotgun.

one zombie to another:
better watch out that zombie hunter is out hunting zombies again

by someonewhowrotethisdefinition May 28, 2018

zombie conversations

Unwilling to accept reality.

A: "Do you think Zombies clip their toe-nails?'

B: "Zombies arnt real, end of zombie conversations."

by hoss geller January 24, 2012

insane zombie pirates from hell 4

Tords favorite movie

Insane Zombie Pirates From Hell 4 is Tords favorite movie

by ACreativeName June 2, 2021

forum zombie

A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.

The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.

At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.

Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.

Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?

Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*

by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016

zombie

A word meaning the undead and the only word NOT used to describe the walking dead.

Look at that zombie eating brains over there!

by DoctorWho? March 8, 2015