Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.

Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.

by HeyBubba June 5, 2023

The Wind

In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make

Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

mississippi windchime

ten niggers hanging from a tree

that redneck strung up a mississippi windchime in his backyard

by Brutus the toothless July 2, 2023

Banana Wind

Innuendo: Dick Stench; Dick Breath
Also the name of the twentieth studio album by American popular music singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett.

After she got done suckin' the dick, she got up to kiss me and I got a whiff of that "Banana Wind"

by JustaKnower July 23, 2024

cooter wind

Wind that comes from the cooter. Can be noisy or noiseless. Oder may indicate a visit to the clinic is needed

AJ puffed out some massive cooter wind. Ramon said he almost fainted.

by Boom-Pow July 24, 2024

Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of spinning one’s genetalia in a circular motion, causing enough wind force to cool someone on a hot day.

Damn bro it’s hot as hell out here, might need to get the boys together for some Macedonian Wind Turbines

by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024

Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of helicoptering one’s genitalia in the act of cooling another down

“Damn bro it’s hot out here”
“You’re right dog, we should get the boys around and make a big Macedonian Wind Turbine “

by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024