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Vagina Javelin

The elite sport of Vagina Javelin that recently became the 500th event of the Olympic Games is simple, yet requires hours of hard sweaty practice. The team consists of two members, one the Fistman, the other the Flyer. The Fistman inserts his or her fist into the Flyers vagina, lifts, then using strength and propulsion, throws the Flyer of his or her arm, in a movement likened to that of regular Javelin. Like regular boring Javelin, the further away the Flyer lands from the Javelin ring, within the 29 degree sector area, the higher the team will place.
Nicole: So Aleks, how do you train to be a Flyer in Vagina Javelin?
Aleks: Well stretching is the biggest part really, i stretch for about 4 to 5 hours a day
Nicole: That must be fun. And Catherine, how did you get into Vagina Javelin?
Catherine: Well I've been Fisting Aleks for a good 2 years before the sport became official, I really helped to get it off the ground (pun intended). I really just love Fisting!
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Nomadic Vagina

A euphemism for "slut"; a girl who travels from guy to guy (or girl to girl), but is truly only valued for her genitalia; flirtatious via sexual innuendo.
Guy 1: "Hey, I saw you talking with that girl yesterday, she seemed into you."
Guy 2: "I thought so too, but she seemed to be just as interested in every other guy as the night went on. It made it apparent that she was merely a nomadic vagina, tricking me with her sexuality."
by Emessai April 10, 2009
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vagina miner

A person deeply interested in the study of vaginas and does so through fearless exploration with his meat mallet and other tools of the trade
I am studying to be a full time vagina miner but the jobs are hard to find. I need to expand my cv. Mum can you help?? Or damn he is such a vagina miner I envy that dude!!
by jerry westerby September 28, 2011
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Vagina Yogurt

An extremely wet vagina, to the point that it has a yogurt consistency.
I was fingering that chick last night and it turned into vagina yogurt.
by icelumni April 8, 2010
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scurvy vagina

A term used by Pirates (in the film Pirates) for a skanky woman's vagina.
Amber, you and your scurvy vagina need to get the fuck out of here!
by bajingoo October 3, 2007
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rear vagina

She was on her period so she decided to share her rear vagina.
by KryptoniteDragon June 19, 2016
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lasagna vagina

After a woman gives birth the integrity of the vagina has been lost. The one beautiful lips of the vagina now resemble a piece of lasagna after it has been sliced and thrown on a plate; hot and nasty!
by Lasagna nasty March 21, 2014
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