Turkey Club Sandwich

The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.

Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich

by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 25, 2009

Turkey Squirt

When you are fucking your woman and you cum inside her... You grab a TURKEY BASTER shove it deep inside...
Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...

Happy TURKEY SQUIRTing!!!

by GiantPurpleMonkey March 20, 2013

Turkey Shoot

When the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis is pinched with the thumb and forefinger then pulled as far as it can stretch. Upon reaching the threshold of pain, the skin is released and it shoots back onto place.

I thought giving my girl a turkey slap was fun until she did the turkey shoot on me. It shot back like a rubber band.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2017

Turkey Timer has popped

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".

"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"

"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."

by AP in DC May 15, 2008

turkey neck tug

when one sticks his penis in the fat region of another males neck until he ejaculates on his neck

"Dude, my dick is so raw after frank gave me the good ol turkey neck tug"

by Ross IhavepooEdick May 27, 2009

turkey assassin

a name acquired by killing many wild turkeys with your bare hands

dude tim the turkey assassin totally punched that turkey dead.

by turkey master ninja November 6, 2009

Turkeypalooza

The day before Thanksgiving. Term coined in 2010 by the band Along Those Lines. An annual live show of the same name accompanies the day at Jammin Java in Vienna, VA.

I'm going to hear some great music on Turkeypalooza.

by C-Mos Def November 28, 2010