Tree trunks

tree trunks are a name for a person with, lager legs. And usually beer belly.

did you see beth, she has well bad tree trunks.

by anaonaon November 09, 2011

veiny love tree

Err, it's a penis, obviously.

'...shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree..."

The League of Gentlemen

by Roger the Cabin Boy August 19, 2006

out of your tree

To be crazy, to do something insane/crazy,
Like being out of your mind

Bob: I'm going to go jump off that bridge

Frank: You must be out of your tree!

by swim4life July 31, 2009

Valentine's Day Tree

A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a Christmas tree, but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard.

The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.

A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.

"Welcome to my place. Uh, please ignore the Valentine's Day Tree. It won't mind"

by Al Benedict February 05, 2008

hook in my tree

When a guy has a boner.

Guy 1: Damn that girl was hot.
Guy 2: I know, now I've got a hook in my tree.

Girl 1: Look at that guy's pants, he totally has a hook in his tree!
Girl 2: Yeah, I don't know why he decided to wear sweatpants.

by constancenorring July 21, 2011

Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

by J. Gam August 25, 2008

Apple Tree Theory

Girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers:

The best apples are at the top of the tree.

Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.

In the apple tree theory, girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers

by Outcast November 10, 2004