(adj) This phrase is a contraction of the phrase ______ as clown shoes. Any characteristic of clown shoes can be suggested by the phrase and must be taken from context. Crazy, oversized, or ugly may be inferred. Invariably the phrase denotes contempt.
by PlagueHeart May 23, 2007
Get the clown shoesmug. The face a guy has while getting caught masturbating. Usually a surprised, a scared, and an O-face all put together.
by Oswaldo Sanchez May 1, 2006
Get the clown facemug. somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.
john greenstein
by mike strauber February 6, 2004
Get the ass clownmug. The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.
by Fort Donkey May 10, 2008
Get the Clown Carmug. (ás kloun) n.:
One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".
Thus "Ass-Clown".
One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".
Thus "Ass-Clown".
by zoldrin February 25, 2004
Get the ass clownmug. A woman with extra silicone injected in her lips and buttocks who applies copius amounts of makeup and wears two piece matching sweatsuits with Addidas flip-flops. Often seeing berating nail salon workers so they can get a discount.
The booty clown snapped her fingers in Cheng's face because her nail chipped on the tab of her Monster just two hours after he worked on her.
by doonkune April 20, 2019
Get the booty clownmug. A desperately hopeless situation so named because the thought of being stuck in a prison filled with clowns is indescribably terrifying.
I am surrounded by idiots in this clown prison but I can't escape because I have to pay my mortgage.
by RowboatCop March 8, 2019
Get the Clown Prisonmug.