(adj) This phrase is a contraction of the phrase ______ as clown shoes. Any characteristic of clown shoes can be suggested by the phrase and must be taken from context. Crazy, oversized, or ugly may be inferred. Invariably the phrase denotes contempt.
by PlagueHeart April 29, 2007
The face a guy has while getting caught masturbating. Usually a surprised, a scared, and an O-face all put together.
I walked in on my brother and he had his clown face on.
by Oswaldo Sanchez April 18, 2006
The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.
by Fort Donkey May 10, 2008
(ás kloun) n.:
One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".
Thus "Ass-Clown".
One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".
Thus "Ass-Clown".
by zoldrin February 26, 2004
somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.
john greenstein
by mike strauber February 06, 2004
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by TheGordo December 04, 2015