An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024
Get the Monday morning cornerbackmug. One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
Get the Morning pastrymug. by Baby Octane October 9, 2017
Get the morning after shirtmug. Some people absolutely HAVE to follow their "morning brewtine" --- otherwise, they follow their morning BRUTEine --- i.e., they're a real "bear" to everyone around them without their initial caffeine fix!
by QuacksO April 26, 2025
Get the morning brewtinemug. Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.
by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018
Get the good morning god blessmug. I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.
by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021
Get the Morning Burgermug. A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021
Get the Morning papermug.