Dog House

1. When someone is an ass and really pisses you off, you put them in the dog house.

2. You hurt my feelings, screw you.

3. When a man forgets his anniversary, his wife can put him in the dog house.

Buddy was taking advantage of my hospitality so he's in the dog house.

by Jamie Savard January 10, 2004

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Hot Dogging

When a naked male gets a boner and sandwhiches it in between his also naked partners ass cheeks, thus forming a hot dog.

When i rolled over to spoon my girlfriend in bed one morning, she yelled at me for hot dogging her when my hot dog slipped in between her buns.

by Greengoodness July 28, 2010

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fuckin' the dog

riding the clock at work, not doing anything but still getting paid.

we've been fuckin' the dog all day today at work.

by Dwhodat October 16, 2013

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Dog License

The right to flirt with a cute girl/ guy you don't know because they're walking their dog.

He's so cute I got his number thanks to the dog license!

by AmorHiltonOMG September 06, 2009

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dog mustard

the state pertaining to silly putty after it has become a uniform shade of grey

man, this silly putty used to be glow-in-the-dark-green, but now it's total dog mustard. im gonna go drown my sorrows in strawberry soda and cheap cocaine.

by DOG MUSTARD August 27, 2003

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