Cat erection

When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.

"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"

"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"

by Jeremy Asia man November 15, 2017

STULTZ CAT

An orange male cat that wobbles when it walks. This cat is also known to be fearful of the Darth Vader theme song, as it has been seen fleeing the premise anytime it is played. The cat is also homeless because it’s previous owner abandoned it.

“Wow, can you believe the STULTZ CAT got it’s cat tree stolen?”
“Yeah, the STULTZ CAT is down bad

by cart smoking cat June 28, 2022

Cat Funt

A term used to describe a tubby person.

"I hope cat funt is going to the wreck today."
"That boy Martin is a cat funt"

by Martinlovesfood December 14, 2019

Cat Jacked

When somone else is slipping the D to your girl.

I’m pretty sure I’m getting cat jacked.

Rachel is a whore. I knew I was getting cat jacked.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Oreo Cat

A Great Nickname for a Tuxedo Cat.

Guy A: Bruh is that an Oreo Cat?

Guy B: No Dude, That's a Tuxedo Cat.

by MangoJuicewiththeice October 19, 2021

Vagina-Cat

When one has pubes sooo soft, one could mistake them for a kittens fur

Ellen Davis has a Vagina-Cat, its sooo soft

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 4, 2009

cat apnea

Cat apnea is a common disorder in which the sufferer experiences one or more (usually more) pauses in sleep due to the sufferer's bed being covered in cats. Pauses can last from a few seconds to minutes at a time. Sufferers may find that despite having a full night's sleep, they wake up consistently tired.

"Dude, I can barely stay awake today. My cat apnea is killing me."

by rhondaperky May 16, 2015