asylum wife

Crazy ahh girlfriend.

Can't get a break cause of my asylum wife.

by asylumhusband May 31, 2024

terrible wife

A wife that igores your tects or calls, doesn't give a shit about you and never makes an effort.

How's Jenny?

Well she's been a terrible wife lately

by Definingurlife January 6, 2017

Scottsdale Super-Wife

A woman from Scottsdale, Arizona. Married to a high income douche bag. She has had massive amounts of plastic surgery. Usually blonde hair. Face pulled way back. Oversized lips, butt and looks like Darcey from 90 day fiance.

The girl getting out of the Porche looks like a Scottsdale Super-Wife

by J. Bizlle September 13, 2024

Bts members wife

Gontse Elisabeth Adimang

Person: who is bts members wife
Other person: it's Gontse Elisabeth Adimang

by @Tiny's wife November 24, 2021

the Devil is beating his wife

An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.

Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.

Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

by Thatstupidantt June 22, 2022

wife of bellatrix

Wife of bellatrix is Lily Taylor 😆

“Wow, Lily is the wife of Bellatrix? So lucky.”

by bellatrix blacks wife May 30, 2021

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022