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Uber Beats

When you order from uber eats and see how many times you can masturbate before your order arrives.
The first thing I'm doing after class today is ordering some Uber Beats
by Doc Marty April 26, 2019
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Beat Deep

Man I sent that chick home beat deep.

I got beat deep last night. My asshole is raw.

My uncle took be downstairs to play pool and the next thing I know my shirts up, I’m bent over the corner pocket and I’m getting beat deep.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2020
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RE-BEAT

The act of looping your favorite porn scene to allow you to "knock one out" all the faster
Man, I was so Shit-Housed drunk last night I to re-beat to that Jenna DVD
by henrymorgan November 8, 2007
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mo' beats

I got mo' beats than y'all.
keep fishin' still seems small.
by wepeel August 22, 2003
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Beat Out

Whatever the fuck the speaker wishes. This is a term used for every and any occasion. It means nothing and everything in the form of two simple words.
As a general rule, the speaker must state a disclaimer before using this phrase that they do not know what the phrase means so they apologize for any offense taken.
Person 1: Do you mind if I beat out for a minute?
Person 2: Yeah, that's fine, go ahead.
OR
Person 1: Dude, your girlfriend is a slut.
Person 2: Fuck you man. I'm outta here, BEAT OUT!
OR
Person 1: HA! I just p00ned you! BEAT OUT!!
Person 2: **cries**
by oh snapsauce April 27, 2008
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Eat and beat

Eat and beat; verb. Synonym for "dine 'n' dash"

The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.

An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
Waiter: Where's the people who were at table 14?

Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?

Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011
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Bad-Beat

Bad-Beat is a nickname used by an internet forum poster who can sometimes be seen on different forums, internet chats and other internet related things. If you spot him, give yourself 10 points. The name 'Bad-Beat' can only be written with capitals 'B's. If you ever write the name with small b's then you are said to have 'failed'. The reason for the capital B's goes back to the 4th century, when farmers in Southern England would be working in the fields growing potatoes all the while spouting out new words and phrases. The many terms that Shakespeare has been creditted to can actually be traced back to these farmers. One day the farmers decided that some structure should be used in their phrases, the first new phrase that they invented after this grammar shift was, Bad-Beat, where they added in multiple capital letters, the first in history and a hyphen.
by Deano139 August 16, 2006
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