Blue Lawed

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.

Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.

by Raoskie August 8, 2017

Blue Pox

The type of disease when blue pen/marker/crayon has been scattered all over your body in a series of random dots. And the only way you can get rid of it is by wasing it off.

"OHMAHGAWD!!! I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH Blue Pox!!!"

"She had Blue Pox. EVACUATE THE SCHOOL!!!"

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

Blue Jay

Blue Jays are magnificent birds, native to Northern Hemisphere. They are held sacred by Native American tribes as messengers and bringers of light 💡

Boy: Did you see that Blue Jay!
Girl: Yeah! It took flight! 🌸

by Cuccigang July 17, 2018

blue smoothie

Born of natural ingredients, this refreshing light beer is Busch Light. Often used in very rural hickish areas of the world.

"Hey man! Through me another Blue Smoothie!"

"AWWW FUCK!"

by FrankNStein October 22, 2007

Blue Legs

This means what a woman gets when she is worked up sexually and does not get relief. It is the same thing as Blur Balls is for a man.

Wow girl, I got with Claudia last night which was my first lesbian experience that left me with BLue Legs.

by Piggyweewee June 28, 2016

Blues death

Dying in a shotgun shack or cheap motel while busted flat and at the end of the line; a forlon, lonely ending such as expiring in a broken down cot in a homeless shelter or at the back of a gym; death via state-sanctioned execution, substance abuse, or at the hands of a cuckolded husband.

"Sam Cooke, the great gospel and soul crooner, died a true blues death when he was shot and killed Dec. 11, 1964, in Los Angeles. Cooke was found in the manager's room at the Hacienda Motel in a state of undress. Bertha Franklin, the motel, shot Cooke in the heart as he attacked her to find out the whereabouts of a woman who had fled his $3-a-night room."

by Guy Lazarus March 5, 2006