The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.
Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.
Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
by dnahly March 8, 2018
Get the Peanut Buttering mug.A team of individuals which exhibit skills of being smooth yet refined. It's like being so fresh and so clean, but better.
That Diana must be part of Team Butter, she's so fresh wid dem words.
Jessica be smoother than silk, she dun joined Team Butter.
Jessica be smoother than silk, she dun joined Team Butter.
by Teluxe January 5, 2011
Get the Team Butter mug.When a woman who is on her period farts, and it rolls up into her vagina, later to come out as a quief. As the quief occurs a clot of blood may be pushed out. This is known as quief butter.
1. Oh my gooodddd, my girlfriend just described the most awful phenomenon of female anatomy: quief butter!
2. Hey babe, I just want to let you know that I'm on the rag and I just rolled up a big ol' batch of quief butter!
2. Hey babe, I just want to let you know that I'm on the rag and I just rolled up a big ol' batch of quief butter!
by QueenQuief March 4, 2012
Get the Quief Butter mug.Noun. Apparently, this is the texture of one's face after a successful acne treatment using Neutrogena's Skin ID products.
> After using Skin ID, my face was like foo butter!
> I'd do your sister, but she has foo butter face.
> I Can't Believe It's Not Foo Butter!
> No, foo butter is not endorsed by the Foo Fighters.
> I'd do your sister, but she has foo butter face.
> I Can't Believe It's Not Foo Butter!
> No, foo butter is not endorsed by the Foo Fighters.
by Capt. Poopies March 14, 2009
Get the foo butter mug.This morning I woke up and started banging my girl and she didn't even have to get wet because there was already clutter butter.
by Classiccallahan October 13, 2017
Get the clutter butter mug.The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.
1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.
by Apologizing May 13, 2017
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