an-tits-ipation

The great anticipation one gets when one is waiting for breasts to be shown during a porno, during sex... etc.

"Dude, this porno sucked! I didn't see her tits until 10 minutes in. I was dieing of an-tits-ipation.

by I really like porn, like a lot April 13, 2013

fugazi tits

Fake tits

Check out those fugazi tits to your 6

by schissler September 18, 2017

dental tit

When the hot dental hygienist leans in & her breasts touch your cheek

Teeth cleaning sucked but I got me some sweet dental tit.

by PrimordialBiscuit December 3, 2016

medieval tits

Awesome pair of tatas. Tits like these haven't been seen in ages. It is very rare these type of boobs come around.

Wow, those are some medieval tits!

by Youneverknow666 February 14, 2014

Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

tit slings

slang term for a bra.

get me tit slings out of the drawer.

by cuntybollox September 16, 2009

Tit Spray

Someone who is a big bitch, an asshole, or very annoying.

"You're a cocksmoke"
"Well you're and tit spray"

"You are ugly"
"Piss off tit spray"

Tit Spray

by pauny March 8, 2011