Wife-in-Law

A blood-related sister in Alabama.

When my wife is “not In the mood” I go to my wife-in-law

by Pseudonummm num num April 22, 2023

Male Wife

Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel

Me: "Lucifer is such a Male Wife"

Friend: "I agree."

by SwonkyBird February 15, 2024

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

throw down wife

the wife of a man whose homosexuality isn't accepted by his parents and he is forced to marry a woman

Me: We're not sure if my sister's boyfriend is gay or not.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.

by idon'tknowwhyi'mhere March 2, 2016

Wife

It's you:)

Your my wife

by Unknown support August 1, 2022

Gojo's wife

Thats what most gojo simps call themselves. So gojo has 25397496368252 wives. I may or may not be one of them.

Gurl 1: I am gojo's wife
Gurl 2: No i am
Gurl 3: No i am

by Gojo wife December 1, 2025

bruce's wife

Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.

Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member

"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"

"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"

by I-Mack May 27, 2020