vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

Brown bat

Term in the goth community (as well as its subcultures) for someone (typically a woman) dressing in traditionally goth attire that is a brunette. It is sometimes used to describe someone presenting goth that keeps their natural hair color.

I had started to get into goth fashion and wanted to dye my hair, but I figured I’d keep it natural to go with the brown bat vibe.

by Monalleny August 11, 2025

Bat

to be rejected or to ignore someone.

Mike: yo,did you talk to that girl?
Gomi: nah bro i got bat.

by ehhh January 3, 2020

Flesh bat

A hard wood shaft ready to play ball

My husband loves to swing on my pussy with his flesh bat, till he knocks one out of the park, and cums all the way home.

by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023

stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020

Bat

To insult or ridicule someone (spanish slang)

Person 1: “omw I togally forgot”
Person 2: it’s “totally”
Person 1: Gringa don’t bat me.

by Esta nueve March 17, 2022

clapped bat

Ugly person who thinks their good looking (blind to their ugliness)

Oi you Chantel your a clapped bat style

by Samantha_olaf February 11, 2022