Ultra tard

Ultra Tard: 1. A person who messes with stuff until they get hurt. 2. A player for the New York Jets

e.g. Michael you ok? yeah oh no it's gone through my foot... narration in the background... thats cos your an ultra tard

by Dykesie9491 December 9, 2008

fag-tard

a gay retard

dezmond is being such a fag-tard!!! i hate that fag-tard!!

by livelifeunknown June 8, 2010

h-tard

Any country folk that come to college bars/parties and plays a bunch of country music on the juke box/stereo. H-tards are also ignorant, loud, and culturally close minded.

"Someone turn this country music crap off and get these h-tards out of here."

by donnylightning June 8, 2009

CL-tard

A person who posts their item for sale on Craigslist that thinks their item is more valuable than anyone else’s item due to some irrelevant reason such as; low mileage, added accoutrements, customization, personal attachment, or general lack of understanding of current market value.

Dude, check out what this CL-tard wants for his motorcycle. It's WAY over-priced.

by cycledick September 14, 2012

Holi-Tard

someone who cannot comprehend the meaning or feeling of the Christmas Season good cheer sprit like scrooge

"hey bro, your cuz just dissed Santas' sleigh team- what a Holi-Tard

by grzly December 23, 2009

Tard Tsunami™

A swarm of uninformed people to a community site, Youtube channel, or livestream event usually caused by recent viral exposure.

Oh man our video got posted on Machinima Realm and a Tard Tsunami™ soon followed.

by AvidyaUS June 28, 2011

e tard

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.

Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.

by lil miss May 19, 2006