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Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
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joy stroke

To have an orgasm.
Look, while that offer has the power to give me a joy stroke...

Mnh-mnh, don't say that.

Why not?

It doesn't mean what you think it does.
by frozenman57 May 28, 2024
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Mongolian Strokemaxing

Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.
That dike is the Mongolian Strokemaxing master his meat is fucking massive
by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 1, 2024
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Hulk Stroke

"Hulk Stroke" is a sexual term referring to forceful and vigorous hand movements during manual stimulation, either on oneself or a partner. The intensity mimics the Hulk's raw, uncontrolled strength, where the stroking is so powerful that it risks causing discomfort, bruising, or injury if not tempered with care or communication. It’s often done with the idea of overwhelming stimulation but may cross into harmful territory without proper awareness of limits.
“Last night was wild— I got lost in the moment, and I unleashed my inner beast with some serious Hulk Strokes that left me breathless and bruised up"

- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"
by HomieIneedJesus October 2, 2024
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Ninja Stroking

An act of discreetly masturbating and keeping your composure whilst talking with peers who are unaware that you are edging. Usually done via a voice call.
I was Ninja stroking my shit in the Destiny 2 Discord LFG when doing Vault of Glass.
by GoonerMan69 March 2, 2026
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silver stroker

jerkmate ranked levels 'silver' named 'silver stroker'
"Yo bro I leveled up on jerkmate ranked"
"What rank"
"Silver stroker"
by goonmaster449 February 12, 2025
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grim stroke

The act of masturbating during or shortly after an event most people would consider sad or depressing
Granny had just died, but needs must. That was one grim stroke.
by aku3607 March 25, 2025
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