Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
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Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.
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“Last night was wild— I got lost in the moment, and I unleashed my inner beast with some serious Hulk Strokes that left me breathless and bruised up"
- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"
- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"
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