Splitch

Reference to a spoiled little bitch

Ain't she high and might acting like a true splitch

by Quincy Sonshyne July 6, 2025

Splitgate 2 Trailer

When a man cuts off his dick then sews it onto a unsuspecting female thus turning them into a femboy with a spooky spooky haircut and then they give you a EJ ( eye socket job ) then the man experiences a intense orgasm leading to kidney failure and ruptured testicles as well as AIDS, Herpes, HIV, HPV, Pubic Lice, Gonorrhea, and possibly appendicitis.

Man I can't wait to get a Splitgate 2 Trailer while watching futa. My grandpa did it in 05' but it didn't end so well and now i'm struggling with a intense vore footjob fetish.

by Sofia Capes July 11, 2025

sploink

the act of taking a poop and pee in perfect unison.

“Ayy bro I’ll be out in 5 minutes I gotta take a fat sploink”

"Bro went full sploink"

“Man the piss to shit ratio in that sploink you just took is impressive”

"Do you need to go number 1 or number 2? It's a sploink actually"

"Can’t talk rn, mid-sploink"

"just sploinked myself"

by shidfart November 11, 2025

sploink

putting something up your bum

i would sploink that

by brokenclock December 11, 2025

Split the bill

When a girl is not that pretty or attractive but crackable but not wife material

“Yo that girl you were talking to at the bar last night.. yeah she can split the bill”

by EVIE ROACH December 12, 2025

Platano Split

When you and your friend really want some good quality action and take a platano, throw whip cream on it and ENJOY it in many different ways IYKWIM!!!!!

Hey what are you doing today?

nothing. you wanna do something?

sure. how about a platano split?

Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!

by Platanero IYKWIM! June 28, 2009

campground split

while driving through the campgrounds of oak bluffs a large crowd of bewildered old folks will spread like your car is moses and they are the red sea....on a one lane road....thus causing you to drive through the masses and be gawked at like you are of alien descent

"its one lane why dont they just go to one side....oh no the campground split egads"!!!

by billypee October 21, 2010