short man eric

perfect height for giving male blow jobs.

Mike asked for a blow job. I told him ask for short man eric.

by George Ballman October 14, 2011

Short guy energy

Josh ellum on Twitch.tv/ellum

Josh Ellum has such Short Guy Energy!

by DisAshters August 29, 2021

Big dude black shorts

A large person who always wears black shorts with a white stripe down the side.

wow. its big dude black shorts.

by jamie leek June 3, 2008

One Donut Short of a Dozen

Some one who is one donut short of a dozen is basically missing a key element to their brains. A.K.A., they are stupid.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.

P1: Look at Anna- ew, why is she hugging that cardboard cutout?
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.

by leigh_12 November 27, 2011

Short Term Band Obsession

when a person likes one band and listens to all their songs for 2 weeks or so. after that they get bored of the band and find another one.

a few weeks after this, they hear the old band again either through TV, youtube or the radio and the person listens to the band again but not with the same intensity as before.

person 1: so where's bob?

person 2: he's off having a short term band obsession. he'll get tired of them after a few weeks.

by Cake is not a lie April 20, 2010

Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

by UpliftAura November 7, 2019

lif is too short

Its a play on words, where the word "Life" is expected but it is too short in the sense that the physical spelling of the word "Life" is only 3 letters "Lif". Therefore, instead of responding to one's facebook status that says "Lif is too short" with "Agreed", respond instead with "Ahahahahahaha!!! Nice!!"

Human A: Lif is too short
Human B: Yeah, you only spelled it with three letters, of course its too short!!

by AlvinThomson July 3, 2011