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Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!
"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014
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Job Swing

Can only be done with a knife.

a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.
I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.
by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015
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noob swing

When a noob (new member) says dumb stuff and need to leave a group. The noob is removed from the group while the members toy with him first.
It is time from Armon Fart's noob swing!
by Noob swinger December 8, 2015
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cock swingling

When a lady of the night decides to chose several men or women ( with strap-ons) and decides to "upgrade" from one person to another until she finds the person that she would like to have sex without regard for anyone that she was previously speaking to.
I wouldnt trust Brittany, she be cock swingling!
by Tempy123 July 28, 2016
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scalp swinging

When someone continuously bothers you or "throws shade" from a distance that is when they are swinging their scalp
If she keep scalp swinging ima scalp her like a Native American
by JanetIsLife1966 May 18, 2016
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hammer swinging

To be hammer swinging, means you would have sexual relations with both genders.
Man, I went to a party last night, and was hammer swinging hardcore bruh.
by Im.ET.1 February 24, 2017
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nipple swing

when a bitch is getting on yo nerves, and you are gonna smack down.
" you better be ready to nipple swing. CAUSE BITCH ITS NIPPLE SWING O' CLOCK, AND YOU GONNA ENJOY THE FEELING OF MAH GLOCK"
by honey suckle pussy lips April 27, 2017
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