Robert

A extrremely nice guy, a person who deserves the best of the best. the guy you want to kiss or want him to kiss you. the guy who youd never think you like, but above all the best friend you could ever have, even if yall cant be together, you hope someday you will. a guy who looks pat your mistakes and accepts you for who you are, the guy you wish could be your or the guy you wish to marry.

robert and i are such great friends, but i want something more from him

by Smoll_Potato November 12, 2018

Robert

The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.

Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.

by Lord fard December 17, 2022

Robert

A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!

D: Hi good morning, how are you today?
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert

by Bert1357 October 13, 2020

Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.

As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!

by QuacksO July 22, 2018

Robert

what parents name their child when they know he's gonna grow up to be a fat retard with a 2 inch schlong

robert is a dumb ass hoe

by ssss27282 March 17, 2022

Robert

Robert is a massive warrior bred for war, and stands monument to the greatness of it

Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!

by ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᚺᛁᚲᚲᛖᚾ ᚾᚢᚷᚷᛖᛏ March 17, 2021

Robert

A cancer cell, that you should have never talked to in the first place. You usually end up with this cancer cell when you have no friends, and then it's starts to spread. Making you want to kill yourself.

Robert: You cunt, you impersonated *person*.
Person 1: Why would you get pissed off simply because I copied someone?
Robert: ok, bye.
*Blocks person 1*

by Ohnoes21 July 31, 2019