Ready or not

Something you say after you finish counting for hide and seek. You don't even think of it as a word, do you? You just say it. Ready or not. Ready or not. Ready or not.

"Ready or not, here I come!"

by The queen of England 💀 September 8, 2023

Reading a Book

The blissful enjoyment of heading south on your partner.

Broo, last night I went out to Dubs and met the coolest girl. Hours later, we went back to her cozy apartment and I found myself Reading a Book.

by FeldyG123 October 5, 2023

reading school

a school in reading that looks like a castle with a bunch of asian kids in it

I attend reading school

by iHateFurry October 22, 2023

readbale

when one gives up reading a collection of words (e.g. book, omnibus); essentially, bailing on a bale of readings

As she was too sleepy to continue the assignment, she readbaled and decided it was a problem for tomorrow.

by crash landing sa kama October 30, 2023

readbale

A typo that led to the creation of a new word: when one gives up reading a collection of words (e.g. books, omnibus). Essentially, it is when one bails on reading a bale of words.

As she was too sleepy to continue the assignment, she readbaled and decided it was a problem for tomorrow.

by crash landing sa kama October 30, 2023

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by alshoppingcarte1223 December 11, 2023

reading comprehension devil

a saying that is used when someone doesn't understand a piece of media/literature. refers to the show/manga "chainsaw man."

Person 1: "The man who was murdered in the story the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe was actually alive the whole time and it was his heart was beating in the floorboards!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"

by bookuser11 December 19, 2023