Queefing out of your ass

Saying something that is completely bullshit and has no basis for the claims.
by Iem apedo November 23, 2023
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box queef

That squelching fart sound that you hear when slotting the lid back over a small, laminated cardboard box.
1: "Did you just fart?"
2: "Nah, it's just box queef. I was putting the lid back on the set of cards."
by Pseudonymouspseudonym February 08, 2016
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Man Queef

Man queef
/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”
Guys, did you hear that man queef?! Someone must be happy to see me!
by Th3RealPoopMaster9000 May 12, 2022
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Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
by Daseinstruth October 17, 2020
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queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye
“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”
by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018
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Queef monster

A queef monster is when a guy eats the queefs at a rapid pace.
I had a queef monster in my pussy last night “
by Lick my delicious balls December 26, 2021
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Queef bag

When a female puts a condom against her vaginal opening and proceeds to queer in it.
My girlfriend was started to queer while we were having sex, and she made a queef bag of my condom
by Pauseacorn July 11, 2017
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