A pre-bark is the low volume “oof” that a dog generates before committing to a full bark. The pre-bark involves forcing air past the floppy dog cheek in quick intervals .
The pre-bark is often used when a person or animal has the audacity to come anywhere near the dog’s house or yard.
Also known as a “cheek bark”
The pre-bark is often used when a person or animal has the audacity to come anywhere near the dog’s house or yard.
Also known as a “cheek bark”
“Why is your dog staring out the window and making an ‘oof’ sound?”
“He’s just pre-barking at someone way down the street”
“He’s just pre-barking at someone way down the street”
by Dr. J-Bone October 13, 2025
Get the Pre-barkmug. Brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* Hey Bill, how’s it going? Oh man, that is pungent!
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.
by Hellbringer480v June 28, 2018
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In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!
by QuacksO November 5, 2024
Get the pre-Kegelsmug. by The Beef Heart Brothers. July 31, 2016
Get the pre-shamemug. *thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)
"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
by coinedprenutcloudiness February 20, 2025
Get the pre nut cloudinessmug. by Andielpy December 17, 2017
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her: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you acting like that
you: woman why u Pre-Malding like that i ain’t even do nun
her: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you acting like that
you: woman why u Pre-Malding like that i ain’t even do nun
by MaldMaster69 October 19, 2021
Get the Pre-Maldingmug.