tattoo poaching

Hanging out in and around tattoo studios and gaining clientele and undercutting the prices of the shop and expanding your business simultaneously.

I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and I met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love!

by anonymous May 18, 2024

tattoo poaching

Gaining clients by meeting them at a tattoo parlor and undercutting their pricing as well.

I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2024

tattoo poacher

One who gains clientele by frequenting tattoo shops or parlors and undercutting their prices.

What's that guy up to? Awe, he's just a tattoo poacher.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2024

Kurumi Ponchio

A weird-ass vocaloid song.

Kurumi Ponchio sounds so good but it’s lyrics are weird as shit man!

by Ij7 May 28, 2025

Date-poaching

The act of interfering with a romantic relationship between two people by trying to initiate a date or romantic interest with one of the individuals as they are on a date with each other.

"I couldn't believe the audacity of the guy at the next table; his attempt at date-poaching was so blatant, asking for my friend's number while her date was in the restroom."

"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."

by Fcking_Chuck July 27, 2025

A Pochard

South-west Mancunian slang for (commonly male) someone who loves food.

C1: mate did you see him? proper pochard
C2: maaaateeeee

mate did you see him? hes a pochard

by keioploads October 26, 2025

Urban Poaching

Urban Poaching: A modern trend where visitors to the UK illegally hunt protected wildlife in urban areas—like swans, seagulls, ducks, and fish such as carp and koi carp. While it’s more common in urban areas, it can also occur in the countryside. It’s highly illegal because most of these animals are protected by law, and koi carp are meant for ornamental purposes, not for eating. Often, these visitors may or may not be aware of the laws. It’s also highly frowned upon by the UK population.

Lee: Bruv, I keep seeing all over YouTube and the news about people coming to the UK and hunting swans seagulls and nicking koi carp out of ponds to eat LOL.
Frank: Yeah, I see that too they call it urban Poaching bruv.
Lee: I wonder what they taste like bruv LOL

Frank: Don’t be sick mate LOL.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026