Heavy Phone Syndrome

Ok well this is a really f’ed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when you’re playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! There’s no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I don’t know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!

Also by Princess Weirdo

Also still didn’t get into my account

VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!

DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?

VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!

DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?

VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!

PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!

DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.

by Princess Weirdo April 15, 2022

Broken Phone Syndrome

also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.

"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."

by bootylikewoah July 13, 2015

throw my phone

A really rage-inducing thing that makes you want to end socalizing, by throwing the phone so your social media and video games on phone are lost.

These pay-to-winners in Clash Of Clans makes me wanna throw my phone!

by A dying goat April 19, 2018

flat phone freak

A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.

Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!

by Major Madcat July 14, 2019

World Phone Tracker

A website that says it can track your phone anywhere on Earth, but holds a special surprise.

Person 1: I just went on World Phone Tracker, and I don't think I can stop laughing.
Person 2: I told you you'd like it.
Person 3: Where can I find it?
Person 2: worldphonetracker.com, prepare for the biggest surprise of your life.

by PhilPrime June 3, 2014

cell phone samba

the erratic movements of a person trying to get better cell phone service.

The other day, a man ran into me while doing the cell phone samba in the grocery store.

by tortuga azul September 4, 2010

cell phone salute

When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.

"Dude i didn't know you were a Nazi."

"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"

by SixStringSaint August 17, 2009