cell phone romeo

A guy who is incapable of having a relationship with a girl outside of texting. Cell phone romeos are smooth talkers who often have several women they are texting with at one time and are trying to woo but when it comes to having a face to face encounter they simply do not measure up to the romanticised personna they have created for themselves while hiding behind their cell phones. They are content to chat about relationships, kissing, and sex but do not have any plans to act on their over exaggerated skills and in these areas. May be a compensatory mechanism. Not to be confused with a player who has sex with anything that walks. Romeos prefer to mind fuck their unsuspecting Juliets.

That guy turned out to be a cell phone romeo. He bragged about how many orgasms he could give me but would never meet up.

by budlt21 August 30, 2015

Throw Away Phone

A phone you do illegal activity on then get rid of.

"Use the Throw Away Phone so the one time don't gaffle you up."

by Ocean G January 21, 2016

the black phone screen

referring to falling asleep otp with a significant other, the phone screen is usually black when you’re talking and falling asleep with them— otp.

“what happened to josiah?”

“let’s just say, the black phone screen ain’t for me no mo!”

by OgRosez July 4, 2022

Broken Phone Syndrome

also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.

"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."

by bootylikewoah July 13, 2015

Tuvan Phone Call

A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.

From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.

I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.

by Al Benedict April 17, 2010

cell phone samba

the erratic movements of a person trying to get better cell phone service.

The other day, a man ran into me while doing the cell phone samba in the grocery store.

by tortuga azul September 4, 2010

cell phone salute

When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.

"Dude i didn't know you were a Nazi."

"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"

by SixStringSaint August 17, 2009