Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Ciel astre phantom

Assassin and princess of the phantom corp mafia. Daughter of lord henryk and fiance to prince Jay and princess carmana.The puppy dog of the estate. Has a rather large feline christened midnight and her whereabouts are unknown at this time. Past owner of the Dice culteration and the winner of many Grand Prix horse competitions.

Ciel astre phantom is the scariest assassin we know

by Molly wanna cracker January 23, 2024

Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.

Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*

by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024

Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.

Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*

by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024

Lord Of The Peakteries

Peak series called lord of the mysteries by cuttlefish that loves diving.

Yo, you read that new lord of the peakteries chapter? -Tim
Nah I haven't is it real? -Duncan

by T.KPeakteries March 19, 2024

Crane Site (Phantom Forces)

a safe haven and a paradise for campers who stay on the crane for the rest of the match.

Player: "dude stop camping and play the game."
Noob Camper: "how bout no."

This is about Crane Site (Phantom Forces)

and please don't pick this map.

by Thermal Guy January 2, 2025

నీకు తెలుసా, నిన్ను ఫక్ చేయండి. Nīku telusā, ninnu phak cēyaṇḍi. 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: నీకు తెలుసా, నిన్ను ఫక్ చేయండి. Nīku telusā, ninnu phak cēyaṇḍi. 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025