bark brain

Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.

Damn, that dude Jordan really is a bark brain... He put jam in his toaster...

by ranch baby January 8, 2022

South Brain

Slang term for not only testicles, but the tendency to act based on lust rather than good sense or logic. ie, "He's thinking with his south brain."

A: I hear Joe got Heather pregnant
B: Yeah, he was thinking with his south brain

by Crazy Coyote July 16, 2019

Mass Brain

A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.

Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?

Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.

Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!

by angryretailworker November 24, 2019

Biden Brains

A large pile of dog shit

I need to hire someone to clean my back yard it's completely full of Biden brains

by I need likes March 11, 2022

Brain Freeze

When you go the the doctor and have a mole and/or other skin legion removed through the process of freezing, and then a girl sucks on your peepee and her lips turn blue from the freezing temperatures.

"I just got a mole frozen off sorry if I'm sesnsitive babe"
"Glug glug glu- AH! It's so cold what the fuck!!!"
"Oh shit you got that post-mole brain freeze."

by Grimmz13 July 7, 2021

clay-brained

When somebody is ignorant and their brain is full of mush and the person knows nothing

Your so “clay-brained” you don’t even know what 2+2 equals!

by Alyssa’s definitions May 4, 2018

windmill brains

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.

You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.

by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020