hook

“yeah me and her hooked at the party
by ya head November 5, 2018
mugGet the hookmug.

spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.
Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.
by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016
mugGet the spear-hookmug.

homested hook

Verb (v); the act of swirling ones finger in the ass of a submissive mate during doggy style coitus, then proceeding to hook the mouth of the submissive, as if they were a fish, with the poppy finger.
Sara did not mind Steve's play of the homested hook because she had recently showered
by master p1121 May 15, 2014
mugGet the homested hookmug.

Ryno hook

A hook installed on the inside of a men’s bathroom door used to hang one shirt while shitting. By taking off your shirt and hanging it on the Ryno hook, you ensure not getting shit on your shirt, thus avoiding having to explain those horrible brown stains on the back of your shirts
“Dude, I need to shit, but I’m afraid I’ll shit on my shirt!”

“ Just use the Ryno hook and let it rip
by Ed word Murphy March 20, 2022
mugGet the Ryno hookmug.

hook

A catchy phrase, sentence, or idea that usually occurs at the beginning of something, designed to draw people in. Example: "What can you learn from a one-year-old? If that one-year-old is Martha, your guide and expert through this training experience, quite a lot!"
I really like the hook you used in the first sentence of the email to draw people in.
by DumpTruckSally November 7, 2022
mugGet the hookmug.

sack hook

When you hook your fingers in your/someones ball sack and dont let go.
"Man Johnny just sack hooked me in the locker room" ... "damn man lets go get him back in the showers"
by capmel March 4, 2021
mugGet the sack hookmug.

slippery hook

When a girl puts a finger inside of herself and proceeds to shove said finger into another person's ear. (Like a wet Willy, but not with spit)
Yeah man, she caught me off guard as hell and gave me a slippery hook. My ear smelled like the ocean for a week.
by Arniebarnie28382 February 1, 2017
mugGet the slippery hookmug.

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