boner muffin

When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.

Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.

by SchmiddyMaster May 09, 2016

Fuggle-Muffin

An expression of extreme annoyance

*stubs toe*

FUGGLE-MUFFIN!

by William Wordsworth October 22, 2023

Ciaran’s muffins

Ciaran’s muffins comes from a folk tale about a boy named Ciaran who made the shittest muffins physically possible and killed people by giving it to them. Ciaran’s muffins is a way to describe something that is terrible and awful

My god, that baby tasted like Ciaran’s muffins.

by Choud Boy April 02, 2019

muffin grin

whenever a lady bends over and her butt crack shows

when that fine hunny bent over i saw that muffin grin.

by willx4 February 09, 2007

smol muffin

Smol muffin is a nickname for a persons partner in life. Use when they are small and so cute .

I luv my girl smol muffin she small and just so cute

by Paper muffins465 December 04, 2017

steamy muffin

The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"

Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?

by Manslut5000 October 06, 2013

cunt muffin

a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin

by YeetMaster42 August 12, 2018