viewer: i was boned in the morning
by SuperrMinmo November 01, 2019
by Captain Yobbo July 01, 2022
Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021
It's when a man feels his penis is starting to get hard so you lay it across your girls face while she's sleeping early in the morning and let the tip raise her upper lip til she looks like she has a hair lip
by Ram sac December 20, 2016
Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
Sunday Morning Vibes are a certain type of vibes that you can only feel specifically on a Sunday morning. It's somewhat a random blast of euphoria that you get once you wake up.
Logan: Bro, I just woke up and i'm already getting some Sunday Morning Vibes.
Jack: Me too bruh, it's hard to define.
Jack: Me too bruh, it's hard to define.
by JingusFuckingJones January 01, 2023