When you call me at 3 in the morning

Natural butter 🕺🕺🕺

I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning

by Your lebron glazer lebron baby July 25, 2023

Morning After Tabs

When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.

Morning after tabs: oh yeah, THAT rabbit hole!

by Palomino1 October 2, 2020

morning radio show moment

A fleeting segment within a morning radio broadcast, typically marked by spontaneity, humor, shock value, controversy, embarrassment, awkwardness, or compelling content, designed to captivate listeners and provoke discussion. Idiomatically, it signifies a memorable or entertaining experience that encapsulates the characteristics of morning radio culture.

This is a very awkward and painful morning radio show moment in the history of radio broadcasting.

by Noisy Jackets November 1, 2025

Morning glory seeds

A legal drug sold in America for junkies and no lives to invest their broke asses on.

Damn son, dem Morning glory seeds hit me hard man.

by Stretjenkie June 13, 2016

good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.

"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018

Morning Depression

It’s the morning and you probably recently woke up and you are feeling depressed and you know it’s just the sleep deprivation getting to you because it later gets replaced with actual depression.

“I’m feeling that morning depression right now”

“I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”

by FlowerIsSoEpic February 23, 2022

morning sore throat

When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.

Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.

by faghilon July 8, 2020