March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022

March 11th

March 11th is National ask girl out day

Jerry: are you gonna ask out Jess
Jim: no why
Jerry: bc it’s March 11th ask a girl out day

by Chef_dizzy March 10, 2022

March 9th

The day the hottest, coolest, funniest, most creative, and most talented mf was born

Yo its March 9th, the day my bestie was born!

Oh shit the love of my life is born on March 9th thats crazy 🥵

by zoeedoten November 23, 2021

March 3

International throw your boyfriend

Henry come here so I can throw you.
What, why?
It’s March 3 international throw your boyfriend day.

by Honk2.0 March 2, 2020

March 13

A day where I’m so CONFUSED BECAUSE OF THIS DANG TIME CHANGE!!!! AHH!!!!!!
But is a wonder lovely day to be yourself and SCREAM!!

I hate march 13 because if this dang time change

by hesayhedontwantmebackhebelyin March 13, 2022

March 1st

March 1st is National Ask Out your crush day.Dont be scared to go up to your crush and ask him/her out

People born on March 1st are so incredible and nice these people are especially sweet and true friends

by jj0101🏳️‍🌈🥰 February 28, 2020

March 23

Eat ass day

Alexa today is eat ass day let me eat that shi it March 23

by Jaydenisugly March 21, 2023