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Exactly what it says on the tin. Dont annoy the neds or they'll get al their little ned freinds to beat the crap out of you.
me-"oh crap, neds."
neds-"oi.ya pure mental schwetty!"
neds-"whit ye starin at!"
me-" the ground, what does it look like!"
neds-"OI! Dinnae mess or the YMG al smash ye!"
by let me die for rock n roll January 5, 2004
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Sext Message

A last resort when your luck has run out at the club, and you have no other chance for action. You instantly scroll through your phone's contact list and look for the hottest female friends you have. You send a message that notes You, Me, who's place thus initiating action with a Sext Message
Justin: Yo man its closing time and we got nothin', any plans to take someone down after this?

Chase: Fuck there's nothing here....hold on....I'm gonna Sext Message Nicole, Novi, and the Rat.....see who's DTF.
by Bawsss March 6, 2009
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Messican

mes-sican
/noun/
(not to be confused with the word "Mexican") Individual that speaks Spanish, has dark hair and brown skin, but is not Mexican nor has any Mexican ancestry.
Ellis is from Ecuador, therefore he Messican
by Overwatch Weeb June 13, 2017
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Messi

A fun, outgoing, over the top, funny girl. She likes singing Taylor Swift at the top of her lungs. She likes dancing in her car whenever she feels like it. She doesn't care what people think of her. She does what she wants whenever she wants. She's the best damn girl you'll ever meet. She recently checked off something from her bucket list, chinese firedrill. You'll love her to death.
Guy #1: You see that girl right there?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: She's definately a Messi.
by QuinnJr. January 16, 2011
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a mess of sin

a mess of sin is when you have something bad or unpleasurable happening to you or around you. also it is a synonym for sucks, or that blows or darn it ect.
e.g. Wow that is a mess of sin, way to trip and spill everything.
by exandria May 22, 2007
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A hot mess

I blew a hot mess on her face.
by GemmeOuttaHere December 8, 2018
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Messer

A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"
"I dont care if he is a Messer, he just gave me a fag....."
by Mack10 May 21, 2006
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