Luke

A fat bastard who loves a 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a Big Mac

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

pedophile luke

Luke middlestat who likes little boys and loves stacy

Hey checkout Stacy in those yoga pants hey Stacy pedophile luke wants to take a smoke break with you

by Yoyomayyogffzx December 1, 2013

Dirty Luke

When a girl is riding you on a rooftop and you turn her around and ride her down the stairs with the male reproductive organ sill in it.

"I just dirty Luked my sister" - Luke

by Azouze99 September 23, 2023

Luke

The gayest friend of them all. Always playing Clash Royale on that phone that came out a century ago. Somehow he is better at almost everything you do. Except school tests. This man is the definition of gay and foot fetish. DO NOT BEFRIEND THIS MAN. BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE, TRUST. He can be pretty useful though, as he likes to help you with stuff because he is gay for you. Luke Penner is gayer than gay. The gayest of gay.

Select Pronouns: He/Him, She/Her, They/Them, He/Them, She/Them, Luke/Penner, Prefer not to say, other.

by daturtle555 December 11, 2023

Luke

A Luke is a shy guy when you first meet but as you get to know him he shows his true colors. He is really outgoing and stands for what he believes in. A luke is a really cute guy with blond hair and stunning blue eyes. He is very gentle and if he has feelings for you he will always be on your side. Luke only shares his true feelings with the ones he feels close to. He will try to become very close to the girl he admires and will often talk to her. Most girls have a crush on Luke but he will stay true to his feelings. Luke is an amazing guy, who is loved by everyone close to him

Girl: Who's that guy over there, with the cute blue eyes

Other girl: that's luke but don't go for him he already has a crush on Stacy.

by Hie February 15, 2020

Luke

The best at everything. Nothing can beat him.

Tom Brady is a real "Luke" at Football

by Como_____Estas January 30, 2020

Luke

RUN while you still can. all lukes are crazy and have small cocks, I mean world record for smallest penis.

please leave me alone Luke

by LukeisSubpar March 17, 2022