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Land squid

A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.
I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.
by Kittykitty😺 April 28, 2021
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Rendondo landing

To be having sex vertically holding your girl up. Then jump as high as you can into the air landing perfectly in either hole on the ground. So you have two shots at a rendondo landing. Preferably done on or under a pier
Went under the pier a nailed a rendondo landing perfectly.
by Chuter88 April 17, 2015
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The landing.

When you and your squad get your arse handed to you in warzone and blame it on where you jumped and landed. Nothing at all to do with you and your team being shit at the game.
Team1: Fuck I’m down..
Team2: it’s the landing. bro I tell you!
Team3: yep, shit spot to land!
by CrackheadJim May 24, 2020
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Land-grab

Ope! Hey! See it!? He admits it!

Hym "Yep. See? It's a Land-grab. 'WeLl ClEaRlY tHe OnLy WaY fOr Us To Be SaFe Is FoR iSrAeL tO jUsT tAkE aLl Of ThE lAnD wE wAnTeD aLl AlOnG!' Yeah! CLEARLY! That's fucking hilarious! Hate to break it to you Jews but they don't give a fuck about any decapitated babies. They aren't trying to aviod civilian casualties. They found an excuse to get rid of all the brown people so they can take their land. THE 'GAS RICH' LAND THAT THEY LITERALLY AREN'T ALLOWING THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE TO BENEFIT FROM (BY THE WAY). RIGHT!? Because Palestine has SOME KIND of natural gas resources there that THEY COULD BE USING RIGHT NOW... but CAN'T because of an Israeli blockade that prevents trade... And it's hilarious because people are LITERALLY doing to ME a small-scale version of what they're doing to Palestine! I WONDER WHY I'M BLACKLISTED GUYS!? WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!? DID WE FIND AN M.O.!? The Palestinians are GAS RICH, their quality of life could improve overnight, but the Jews are just too important, and the Palestinians are just too dangerous! So, they set up an open air prison and subjugate them until they have an excuse to go in, take all of the resources that SHOULD BELONG TO THE PALESTINIANS, and take them for themselves under the auspices for 'keeping themselves safe.' This is not about safety. This is not about morality (The Jews and Christians literally worship and evil God so it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE for them to be "Moral").
It's about resources and wealth and controlling who has them. Because if you control who has all the wealth... You can then turn around an say 'Well I have all the wealth because I have the bestest most extra special values and NOT because I prevent people who don't share my values from gaining wealth by any means necessary 😉😉 (Up to and including stealing, murder, enslavement, subjugation, lying)' So, they're going to swoop in, steal all of the gas, enrich themselves, and what happens to the Palestinians? Doesn't matter! They weren't chosen by God. The 'fabric of the universe' (as Jordan likes to put it) made them unable to use the gas that would make them rich. I TOLD you motherfuckers it was a land-grab! Am I going to get credit? I doubt it! I doubt it. Why? 'YoU sAy MeAn ThInGs AbOuT wOmEnS aNd ReTaRds, HyM!' But do YOU MOTHERFUCKERS say mean things about me!? *cricket noises* HUH!? What's that!? Yeah, that's what I thought..."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Banana Land

That wild, feel-good zone where stuff goes full-on bananas: everything clicks into this epic flow of crazy-good vibes, turning “that’s insane” into your new happy place of pure, effortless magic.
Dude, when the traffic jam suddenly cleared and I nailed that parking spot right in front, with my playlist hitting all the bangers: total Banana Land.
by CodyyyO September 13, 2025
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Land shrimp

odd people call crickets land shrimp
Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.
by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021
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Vanessa Land

A place that is moist and pink and always warm. Normally can be found the peak of where Vanessa's legs meet. Everything is edible just like Willy Wonkas factory
Hey guys sorry I'm so wet just got back from Vanessa Land it was such a blast. Anyone got a towel
by DaddyLovesLatina May 23, 2021
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