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Kentucky octopus

A circle jerk consisting of four men (eight arms) where, instead of a soggy biscuit, they are aiming for a bucket of fried chicken. The person who cums last has to eat the fried chicken.
I went to a frat party in Lexington and stumbled into a room of drunken frat boys engaged in a heated game of Kentucky Octopus. I thought I had seen everything until then.
by Rememberer May 14, 2023
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kentucky gummy

Ken· tucky gum· my / kən-ˈtə-kē ˈgə-mē

1: Fellatio performed by a resident of a

Kentuckian nursing home or retiree

community.
I stopped and got a Kentucky Gummy while visiting Grandpa at the old folks' home.
by KaptainKillbilly December 11, 2020
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Kentucky Thumb

When you're bleeding to death and stop the bloodflow by plugging it with your thumb.

Also slang for fingering a woman.
"If AK daddy Doesn't make the AK-50 soon, I'm going to forcefully give him the Kentucky Thumb"
by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Fried Shit

When, you shove Kentucky Fried Chicken up your brown eye and shit it out at your grandma's funeral.
Susan: "John just pulled a Kentucky Fried Shit at his grandma's funeral."
Larry: "HE DID WHAT"!!!!!
by Landen. H April 22, 2022
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Kentucky plug

A sex position in which one uses there thumb to stop an open artery from bleeding. Named after the Kentucky ballistics SLAP round incident.
by Taz the donkey May 20, 2021
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The kentucky fried chicken fucker

Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022
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kentucky plug

When you shove your thumb into a female’s (or male’s it’s inclusive) asshole ferociously as if your life depends on it.
“Dude i was so drunk last night my dick didn’t work i just had to give her the good ol’ kentucky plug like Scott from Kentucky Ballistics.
by D🅰️Gger d¡ck May 20, 2021
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