jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted

by yodrian March 17, 2016

Jump tight

Getting ready to go somewhere quickly and still looking good

I have to jump tight because I have to be there in 20 minutes

by Jump tight October 21, 2020

Catch a jump

When someone asks for your lit cigarette to light their cigarette with.

Hey man, can I catch a jump right quick?

by RLM2006 July 09, 2019

LAV jump/hop

The act of ballistically shooting an amphibian infantry fighting vehicle over long distances in Battlefield 4.

"Hey, dude! Let's do a LAV jump/hop to C and land that thing on top of the roof, get some C4."

"Ok, sure. I sure do love LAV hopping."

by bjorm February 23, 2019

Clungee Jump

Imagine holding your hands out to boost someone over a wall, now replace those hands with the flappiest pussy you have ever seen, using the pussy to hold your foot and boost someone up in the air.

"Hey babe can we try the "Clungee Jump?"

by CheesyKnobs December 27, 2018

Bungy Jumping

Bungy jumping is the biggest damn adrenaline rush you can ever experience while alive. If you do it, you are going to get dropped off a huge cliff, you'll only have your legs tied up to an elastic rope. When you get to the bottom you might me able to touch the water. its soooooo fkn awesome!
It is one of the MUST DO if you ever find yourself in New Zealand. NZ has got so many places where you can practise this mean sport. Take the plunge.

A: Bo! I went to Taupo and did that bungy jumping shit aye

B: Aye? Bet ya it was mean as, was it?

A: Fuck yea bo!

by Juan Vidal August 15, 2007

jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.

“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.

by Baddkharmaaz January 03, 2025