Jordan

Slang term for "head", often used in ways that suggest a "big head", but can also be used interchangeably with other definitions for "head".

Took me forever to do that guy's haircut, he had a Jordan.

Give her some Jordan so she'll calm down.

He's the Jordan of his class.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

Jordan Ofsink

He is a very cute kid who has a lot of stubble on his face and is always shaving. He loves to poop and not wipe his butt. He is very attractive man and all the girls love him. He goes to retro gym everyday with his friends. He is getting huge every single day and uses creatine. He drives a Honda accord and picks up mad women. He loves to drive in sport mode because that is very cool and chicks dig it

OMG!!! Is that Jordan Ofsink the cutest kid in Syosset High School

by Black default skin March 10, 2022

Jordan

Stole my yeezys

Guy 1: Yo where are my yeezys
Guy 2: Jordan Stole em
Guy 1: FUCK

by aaronlong0712 November 10, 2020

Jordan Gomez

An English wannabe lad that is a true doll bludger.

Stop being a jordan Gomez

by Aydart June 5, 2020

jordan gielink

Tokyo ghoul, undertale, anime feels

have you ever felt like Jordan gielink

by JinxedVoid April 22, 2016

Jordan

A little bitch who get’s no bitches and is really short.

Damn he gets no bitches his name must be Jordan.

by fortnitekid1000 November 22, 2021

Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.

Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.

by crackheadkate August 11, 2023