Sam Johnson

When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches

'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'

by samjpohnson March 12, 2024

Dewy Johnson

The act of intercourse performed on a bed of grass, a slightly muddy area, or anywhere that "dew" could end up on someone's "johnson."

Q: Did you hear that Chris and Steph did the freak-nasty in the dirt/mud behind the campground?

A: Yea I heard he gave her the Dewy Johnson.

by Steampuncher November 30, 2009

Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues

I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”

by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024

A Bobby Johnson

A euphemism for sucking cock.

I would like a Bobby Johnson please.

by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020

Stacc Johnson

A girl with large breasts

Jimmy: Damn that girl is a Stacc Johnson

by Yamanzzz November 30, 2019

ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.

by moth4lampzzz June 5, 2020

spooky johnson

Scary person

You not real you’re a spooky Johnson

by anonymous February 26, 2022