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Jason Michael Mahaney

Jason Michael Mahaney, you are the most beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely perfect angel that has ever came into my life and I am beyond grateful for your existence<3 -Julia Ann Perry
by JuuuuliaPerry November 24, 2021
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Jason

a homosexual homosapien that never knows what to do with himself. bike life or no life? mustache or no mustache? blondes or brunettes? the world may never know. ;)
nancy: i clogged my toilet
catherine: aw man, i think i put too many jason’s in there!
by candycrusher1703 February 9, 2019
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Jason

Jason is that one friend who everyone laughs at. Although he doesn't show it, it kills inside. A Jason always has a bowlcut and is the funniest one of the group. He has a very good sense of humour and makes people laugh by shagging pretend people. Hes sexy, loves sport and is very clever. Beats everyone in class and is predicted to become a cunt.
ahaahah look at jason, what a gay faggot
by .chaz. October 27, 2019
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Jason

Very funny, smart, and awesome person that will treat you with full respect and kindness until one of you drops. He will protect his love interests no matter what and can convey feelings of others better than his own. Pretty outgoing at times, but reveals a much more appealing side when well-known. Very attractive, loyal, amazing guy.
"Omg there's a sexy person must be jason"
by Zackaroq10192u48301 May 22, 2022
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Jason

A fat bitch that gets rape accusations from his ex because he is missing half his head
P1-Did you know Jason is a known rapist

P2-Wtf no I didn't let's kick his ass with a big back dildo
by Niggas named jason November 21, 2021
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Jason

Jason is a mythological hero and leader. He captivated the hearts of many by his kindness and wisdom. He is quite but fun.

Everyone is aiming for a Jason. Because Jason treats a woman right. He is patient, understanding and has that purest heart. He is strong and brave but he is sweet and soft hearted. His love will always be greater than his anger, his pride will always be set aside, when hes wronged, he will way sorry.

Jason is the best. He will cheer you up when youre feeling down, and put that smile on your face when the world is giving you a lot of reasons to be sad. He is a good listener. Everybody deserves a Jason, because Jason is a good man.
iris: omg, I thought I'll forever be lonely, thank God I have Jason!
by wobniar May 16, 2022
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Jason

Damn, that Jason was really worth it!!!!!
by Creator123456 January 19, 2021
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